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                Favorite Things                                    

My Favorite things are       Thunder and Lightning rain storms, Camping, watching people, the library, long long lunches, 

                                          and of course girls with a good personality and laugh.                                     

My Favorite Expressions    It's All About RESPECT - Have it or have a punch in the face...A.Z.

My Favorite Expressions   Anyone that thinks one person can't change the whole world hasn't met me yet...A.Z.

My Favorite Expressions    FAMILY - First And Most Important Is Loving Yours                                        

My Favorite Number is      422    the next favorite is 7 and third favorite is 173,512,313,244,502

My Favorite Foods are     Lamb Chops, Mashed Potato's, Veal Cutlets, Pizza, Chicken wings 

My Favorite Candys are    Vanilla Twists, Chocolate Coins,  Buttons and Pez

My Favorite Book is          I've only read 3 ever so they are Clarence the TV Dog, Winning Pitcher and I didn't like the 3rd

My Favorite Songs are       These Eyes, Santana's Europa, You and I, The Love I Lost, Hello It's Me, You Belong To Me

My Favorite Groups are     Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons, Stylistics, Kid Rock, Supertramp and Earth Wind and Fire

My Favorite Cartoons are  Yogi Bear and Boo Boo, and Huckleberry Hound

My Favorite Movies are   One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Somewhere In Time, Tough Guys, Rocky  

                                         It's A Wonderful Life, Imitation of Life (the original one in the 40's)

My Favorite Cars are        1970.s Cudas and Challengers, 1939 Caddilac

My Favorite Smells are     Tatiana, Gardenias, walking behind the bakery and bus fumes (to each his own)

My Favorite entertainment is watching Tap dancers, the circus and Most of all the BUMPER CARS

My Favorite 7 comics Jack Benny, Phyllis Diller, Sinbad, Otto and George, Johnathan, Franklyn Ajaye, Bruce Smirnoff

My Favorite tv shows ever were Courtship of Eddie's Father, It's About Time, Lost in Space, Monk, Rodney Carrington,     Welcome Back Kotter,  The Immortal, Then Came Bronson and anything with time travel.

My Favorite kind of people are ones who can stay up and talk in person all night one on one. I don't like the crowds or phone

My first love Suzie Rock. She made me realize what a man I was and check it out I was only 5. Love at first site.

My best sports moments - hitting the shot against the All Stars in basketball, Pitching and Beating Cardozo (thanks Mr. Stella) 2 days in a row, and winning the championship at something I never mention anymore but it is still is a great memory.

My Favorite night was The Pillow Fight - I'd give anything for a rematch. I gave1000 people a rematch at what I used to do.

My Favorite trip was on the Amtrak Train ride and scoring a girl named Sherry M******* and in the morning all the train workers passed by me and gave me the thumbs up and asked how great my ride was. Everyone wanted her - I won.

My Favorite Party EVER was at Judy Schwartz' house WOWWWWWW To be 12 and play spin the bottle, 7 minutes in heaven, the dancing and the other stuff. Best party and everyone there I hope remembers it. Martha, Kenny and Kenny, Laura, Diane, Judy, Marla, Ritchie. Now I wish Debbie Lyb***  could have been there but she was only 11.

My Biggest Mistake was the day Lil Debbie picked me up to go to the beach (she bought me lunch a shirt and a card) after she picked out a new bathing suit, she needed sunscreen rubbed on her and I wouldn't touch sunscreen for nothin' and when we went to lunch she told me about it especially because every other guy on the beach wanted to. I'll touch anything except sunscreen and feet. My second biggest was the night I couldn't get the camera and she was wearing the yellow dress when she came to see me. In my eyes the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Shoot! (only Lil D. knows what that means)

My hardest days were  one of the two times I got stabbed in a fight and won to say the least and hoped I wouldn't get caught.

My Scariest days were taking the voice stress tests and polygraphs for stuff I said I didn't do. Maybe those were my luckiest?

If I could be someone for 1 day ever I would have liked to be Jackie Robinson on his first day in baseball, I love adversity.

If I could be a musician for 1 day I'd like to be in the Stylistics.

If I could go back in time I'd love to be 7 and go to the candy store for candy and cards.

If I could go back to change 1 moment of my life I would go back to December of 1998 and do things different.

My dad was one of those people you see on the news - He punched some guy in the face while I was pitching in little league.

My mom was an Angel and I could do no wrong in her eyes - THAT'S THE BEST KIND OF MOM TO HAVE.

I didn't like to go to school ever. I used to put my head on the radiator and then run to my mom to see if I had temperature.

One day when I did go to school I went to wood shop EARLY and stuck a piece of wood in the drill press and then turned off the main power. When Mr. P came in and finally noticed the power was off he hit the main switch and it was soooooo cool - Clackity Clack, Clackity Clack, Clackity Clack, Clackity Clack and the wood flew accross the room - YEAH!

Another was tying the fire box hook to the door of the classroom and knocking on the door and when Mr. Poley opened it we had an unexpected unrehearsed fire drill and that was too cool.

My Luckiest Day ever was in H.S. I was a 'D' student and in a program for delinquents, the Principle made me a deal if I could pass the Math and English Final I could graduate. Math was easy, that's my forte (that's how they found out in 8th grade I hadn't been to school in years - I had a Math Teacher (Mrs. Cohen) bragging in the beauty parlor about not ever seeing me and how I was the smartest math person she knew but I was only in school about 20 times all year and my mom said WHAT????????????? That's my son and he goes to school everyday. Well anyway back to when I went to 11th and 12th grade once in a while. I had to pass the English Final and the grade was based on the book A Lust For Life (the story of Van Gogh). I never read the book and the day before the test the movie was on T.V. and it just happened I was home instead of being in school. I watched it and couldn't wait to go to school the next day for the test. I thought I would get a 100 but that didn't happen either because the book was different or my comprehension was bad but I did get a 82 and PASSED.   

My Worst day ever was after I beat someone 1/2 to death with a chair and a bat (2 different days and 2 different people) when I was young and when I was a teenager  my dad had to take me to a court ordered psychologist and on the way home   someone bumped into the back of us getting on the highway.  It was a long ride and a long day to say the least.

My Favorite memory - Bringing my gang (the news called them the meanest nastiest thugs in NYC) to meet Marilyn. I happened on a car that night that no one apparently  was using and I brought Peanut, Bubby, Mike, Donny, Crowbar, David, and Pockets to her house and her brother opened the door to say hello (he's a very very very special needs or slightly nuttier than I was person -sorry Marilyn) and when Charlie said "Hi" (you could hear him say "Hi" 5 blocks away - he actually screams 'Hi") all my boys were gone in a blink of an eye. A few took the bus home, Bubby locked himself in the car and wouldn't come out of the car, peanut started shooting at anything that looked like it was moving . ANYWAY it gets better. When I finally got the guys that stayed around in the house, Marilyn's parents had a huge L shaped couch about 16 feet long and I'll never forget Bubby sitting on the other end and with all the seats in the room and room on the couch Charlie sat RIGHT NEXT TO BUBBY -  It was the funnyest thing I'll ever remember.

Things I hate - doing dishes, arguing and watching people be competitive especially in sports.  I can do anything any one can do ANY thing any sport any where any time, the ball park the streets, the biggest, smallest, toughest, try me!

Most of all if anyone reads this- BE YOURSELF - Don't be a follower, kids with tatoos, piercings, drinking, drugs, (I've never and I have no regrets and all my friends did and I didn't judge them) whatever it don't matter - be yourself - you'd be surprised to see how many people will respect you more for it.

AND Thanks to my boys back in the day who saw M.W. "accidentally fall" in front of the train and no one saw nothin'

I have to give it up to my parents for putting up with me after all the troubles I caused.    

I'm a good boy now.

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